Top 10 Funniest Jokes From Kids Movies Impelreport
Top 10 Funniest Jokes From Kids Movies Impelreport. We’re living in a golden age of children’s movies. With all due respect to early Disney classics like Pinocchio, Cinderella, and Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, they can be hard to watch. They move soooooo slowly, and the jokes… well, it’s possible they cracked up audiences in the early 20th century, but they don’t really hold up as well. We’ve become accustomed to kid movies that make both children and adults laugh out loud. Modern cinema for young tykes is so good, you don’t need a brood of your own to go see them.
Here are twenty of the funniest jokes in some of our favorite kid movies, which wouldn’t seem out of place in a movie intended for adults. For more kid-friendly humor, check out these 20 Funniest Jokes From Kids’ Books.
- Social media with birds
“When you use a bird to write with, it’s called tweeting.”
—Maui (Dwayne Johnson), signing Moana’s oar with a rooster’s beak, in Moana (2016)
2. Never underestimate a MLT
“True love is the greatest thing, in the world, except for a nice MLT. Mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe. They’re so perky, I love that.”
—Miracle Max (Billy Crystal) explains priorities to the revenge-driven swordsman Inigo in The Princess Bride (1987)
3. Where a bear belongs
“Ahh, a bear in his natural habitat: a Studebaker.”
—Fozzie the Bear (Frank Oz) preparing for a road trip, in The Muppet Movie (1979)
4. Sleeping on bombs
Edith: “Are these beds made out of bombs?”
Gru: “Yes, but they are very old and highly unlikely to blow up. But try not to toss and turn.”
—Gru (Steve Carell) tries to put his guests at ease, in Despicable Me (2010)
5. You ruined pizza!
“Congratulations San Francisco, you’ve ruined pizza! First the Hawaiians, and now you!”
—Anger (Lewis Black), after learning that San Francisco pizza comes with broccoli as a topping, in Inside Out (2015)
6. When ignorance is bliss
Hermione: “Stop moving, both of you. This is devil’s snare! You have to relax. If you don’t, it’ll only kill you faster!”
Ron: “Kill us faster? Oh, now I can relax!”
—Hermione (Emma Watson), not doing a good job at putting her friends at ease while she tries to save them, in Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (2001).
7. Don’t disturb bath time
“Never fails. You get in the bath and there’s a rub at the lamp.”
—The Genie (Robin Williams), just trying to relax in the tub, in Aladdin (1992).
8. Feet are for sucker
“If the good Lord had intended us to walk, he wouldn’t have invented roller skates.”
—Willy Wonka (Gene Wilder) explaining to his guests why the Wonkamobile is a better way to travel, in Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971).
9. How Bigfoot became King Itchy
Aw, poor guy. I understand. It’s not easy being banished. Take my buddy Bigfoot. When he was banished, he fashioned an enormous diaper out of poison ivy. Wore it on his head like a tiara. Called himself ‘King Itchy.’”
—Yeti (John Ratzenberger), Monsters, Inc. (2001)
“Oh, I saw the whole thing, dude! First, you were like, whoa! And then we were like, WHOA! And then you were like, whoa.”
—Crush the Turtle (Andrew Stanton) is impressed with Marlin’s (Albert Brooks) run-in with jellyfish, in Finding Nemo (2003).